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Christina. 27. Books, Coffee, Geekery. Asexual and loving it. This is my personal blog, thus everything on it is my own opinion and thoughts. Party on, Garth

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kingmakings:

Simultaneously they walked forward and hugged, Harry gripping the back of Ron’s jacket.

Bits of Dorian Wit-dom

dragonagehumor:

After Sera calls him an ‘arse’ early in the game:

Dorian: “My arse should open up a shop. It’s apparently quite prolific.”

Near the apostate cave in The Hinterlands, with Sera in group:

Dorian: “Do you feel that? My magic-sensing nose is tingling.”
(Sera reacts, surprised)
Dorian: “It can also sense gullible morons.”

Speaking to Dorian about Felix:

Dorian: “What a mad thing to say. Few people are better than I.”
Dorian: “Very well. A better person, clearly. Not nearly as handsome.”


Sometimes his parting words in Skyhold…

Dorian: “Try not to kill anyone without me.”


While bringing a letter to his attention:

Dorian: “A letter? Is it a naughty letter? A humorous proposal from some Antivan dowager?”

(Inquisitor explains the letter)

Dorian: “If it’s a trap, we escape and kill everyone. You’re good at that.”

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If a Rogue Inquisitor chooses Assassin for a specialty:

Dorian: “Someone’s been doing some training… as an Assassin, no less.”
Dorian: “With the amount of killing you do, a bit of flair’s a fine thing.”
Dorian: “I’m only surprised you didn’t kill someone walking over here.”


While out in Emerald Graves:

Dorian: “We’re going to get lost and starve to death, aren’t we. A glorious end for the Inquisition.”


After Sera directs a snide ‘nobles’ comment to Dorian:

Dorian: “Me? Are you referring to…?”
Sera: “Do you sleep on silk while gold shits down all over you? Are you rich?”
Dorian: “I left all that behind, although I do miss the gold-shitting from time to time.”


Within the Fade:

Nightmare: “Greetings, Dorian… it is Dorian, isn’t it? For a moment, I mistook you for your father.”
Dorian: “Rather uncalled for!”


At the Winter Palace:

Dorian: “This is all so familiar. I half expect my mother to materialize from the crowd and criticize my manners.”
Inquisitor: “I appreciate that you were willing to come here.”
Dorian: “And expose myself to all this exquisite finery and exotic wines? Such hardship.”

Inquisitor: “Is this how the elite of Tevinter carry on?”
Dorian: “You could almost mistake this for a soiree in the Imperium.”
Dorian: “The same double-dealing, elegant poison, canapes… it’s lacking only a few sacrificial slaves and some blood magic.”
Dorian: “But the night is still young.”

Inquisitor: “Have you seen anything I should know about?”
Dorian: “I’m trying to keep watch for magic. You know Tevinters. We can’t cross a room without casting a spell.”

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While adventuring with Cassandra and Dorian after the abyss quest…

Cassandra: “Meaning what? It cannot be slain unless he is?”
Dorian: “That… or we need a much deeper chasm.”

grangerpotters:

harry potter meme: [2/10] characters | hermione jean granger

“Me? books and cleverness! There are more important things. Friendship and bravery.”

shieldmaiden19:

garbagegold:

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I’m rereading Hamlet.

Okay that was the best use of that meme template I’ve ever seen.

polyglotplatypus:

thesnadger:

Peter B: I don’t want kids, I’m afraid of that.

Miles: *exists*

Peter B: *Knocks on MJ’s door* Hey let’s get back together and adopt a dozen spider-babies I’m ready.

Gwen:  I don’t do friends, I’ll just get hurt.

Miles: *exists*

Gwen: So here’s my phone number and my twitter handle you know what I’ll just open an interdimensional portal to say hey later.

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ninegifs:

#character development

historyarchaeologyartefacts:

Figure of death with a bow, Germany 1520[1200x1800]

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

cheebzandcrackers:

Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.

1dietcokeinacan:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

tilthat:

TIL in the 1900’s tampons were soaked in opium and belladonna to relieve pain and relax the vagina.

via reddit.com

Let’s bring this back

Me in 1906 lying luxuriously on a chaise lounge w my pussy fully lost in the sauce

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theevilsnuffleupagus:

alignment chart based on which piece of high school english class literature you actually enjoyed

tilthat:

TIL Henry Ford received letters from both Clyde Barrow (Bonnie and Clyde) and John Dillinger thanking him for building the V-8 because of how much it helped them get away from the crimes they committed.

via reddit.com

frankenmouse:

I mean, we literally have research that says this. With TV it works because shows are DESIGNED to have segues/scenes where advertising can go, so we perceive it as less disruptive. You can’t just drop advertising in any old where. Shockingly, people fucking HATE that.

doncarlosi:

pencilscratchins:

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

Just like any other Spider-Man then…